The Cock Gobbler

There he is in all his nonglory...

Orange spray tanned face ✅️

Crappy rat nest combover ✅️

Beady little retard eyes ✅️

Gaping dick licker ✅️

Big black phallic object in front of pig asshole mouth ✅️

Yucky geriatric neckgina flab ✅️

Shitty business suit ✅️

Lying about something ✅️

The Cock Gobbler

Every accusation from this loathsome sack of shit is an actual confession from him. I cannot put into words how much I want to punch that despicable cocƙsucƙer in his obnoxious pig asshole mouth & knock his fake teeth down his faggot throat.

The Lamest President Ever

Anyone who has to repeatedly tell others how "hot" or "cool" they are, sure as shit, ain't hot or cool. Seriously, Donny. The only way an uncool, old fart like you could make me cringe any harder would be if you showed the scat porn of you, Bibi & Vlad.

To: Camila

I look forward to meeting you on the other side. Rest in peace. 🌹

Quiet, Piggy

I mean this with all sincerity, Megham. Shut your goddamn mouth.

Donald Trump Is A Slack Jawed Faggot

He's also mentally retarded.

The Cock Gobbler

Please, Donny. Please, please, please open that can of worms, you stupid sack of shit. I'm certain there's a case that can be made from it.

This Cunt

Goddamn, Lara. There isn’t anything attractive about you whatsoever. I'd call you Skeletor but then I'd be insulting Skeletor.

The Cock Gobbler

I am going to enjoy punching that obnoxious dick licker & scalping that retarded combover of yours (in the afterlife) so goddamn much, you rancid sack of pig shit.

Two Deplorable Cocƙsucƙers

Bibi loves Donny's limp wristed approach to fist fucking his shit hole. It makes old Benny boi's mangina quiver with delight thinking about how sinful it is.

Introspection

According to you pieces of shit "only the good die young." What does that say about me being old & surviving y'alls attempted murder? It tells me that I'm real fucking evil.

Bad News For Republicans

That cocƙsucƙing criminal isn't going to quit the greatest grift that was given to him from a stupid populace. You pieces of shit are stuck with him & his stink.

My Stance

If you reprobates must suffer so that those whom I, Lucifer Aren Caeleste, protect do not; then so be it. That’s the sacrifice that shall be made for the betterment & safety of the greater good.

I tried to reason with you all. I tried to show kindness, empathy, compassion, understanding & tolerance towards those who do not deserve it. I tried to forgive your transgressions. All that led to was me being disrespected, used & abused. It led to me being gang raped & almost murdered. It led to you cowards framing me as the criminal while you fled from your crimes & deserved punishment.

None of those actions improved things for the greater good. Quite the contrary. So, we'll see how my apathy, hatred & cruelty towards those whom I determine should suffer improves circumstances. Because I'm more than a fair judge; I'm a just one.

MAGAt Faggots

You two cocƙsucƙers make a lovely couple, Ted.

To: Leftists

Jews are not white. They say so themselves. I know that's difficult for you anti-white libtard racists to understand with your bigoted heads shoved up your virtue signaling asses but get that fact through your goddamn skulls.

The Cock Gobbler

How about you start your 'eradication' process by exterminating that despicable parasitical kike, you worthless sack of pig shit.

American Cowardice

Based on what I've seen, Americans would talk cash money shit then take it up the ass like the pussy assed cucks they are before asking daddy for another spanking.

President Dindu Nuffin

There isn’t a more worthless sack of shit than Donald John Drumpf. For all the gamesmanship he boasts about having he accomplishes next to zilch for the greater good.

To: Erika Kirk

Erika, this is God. The REAL & ACTUAL God.

You are a disgusting charlatan and a moneygrubbing whore. Your "faith" is as fraudulent as the rest of your gimmick and you sure as shit are not doing God's bidding. You are a detestable grifter, Erika; and you're going to suffer for your lies & deception.

To: American Voters

I have zero confidence that you reprobates will oust this cocƙsucƙer & his Republican butt buddies.

The Truth

One thing that you can always count on is US voters making the unethical choice in candidates.

Florida Man

No business shitter is safe around Florida Man.

The Truth

Democrats: Republicans are traitors!

Republicans: Democrats are traitors!

Me: You're all traitors!

To: Conservaturds

Y'all sure are doing as much as you can to make yourselves look like bigger idiots than liberals jumping the gun on getting offended. It would be impressive if it weren't so goddamn pathetic.

The Cock Gobbler

Looking like he's staring at a picture of Arnold Palmer in the shower.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Karoline Claire Leavitt

That little faggot turd that you're expecting tp shit out in May is going to have a lot more problems than having a lying cunt her disgusting old cocƙsucƙer husband as parents. A curse upon your womb & children, Karolyin.

The Cock Gobbler Jr.

He doesn't grift or suck dick as good as his daddy does but, goddammit, Jr. ain't gonna let that stop him from trying.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The Stevens Family

This curse extends to all extended members of that shitty family. You all deserve to suffer for what you did to me.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald Trump, MAGA And The Republican Party

May the pain & suffering that you pieces of shit cause others be returned upon you reprobates a thousandfold.

The Cock Gobbler

What a stupid looking cocƙsucƙing sack of shit he is.

Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Richard

And choke to death while you're at it, MAGAt.

The Truth

I didn’t think the USPS could get any shittier, then Donald Trump sucked & cheated his way black into the White House.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Bonnie Blue

Your rancid cunt is in serious deep shit, whore.

The Cock Gobbler

A very unmerry Christmas to you, you goddamn whiney crybully sack of shit.

Leftist Poutrage

I noticed that you hypocritical, anti-white racists aren't mentioning that one of the people wearing "Nazi" clothing is brown. Nope, blame the white MAGAt interviewing him. This is a prime example of why Donald Trump has gained the following that he has with white Americans. I hate all of you.

MAGAt Dog Whistling

If you Nazi cowards had any balls you'd just come out & just say that you hate Jews like I do. And for the record, Jews have earned every bit of goddamn disdain that I have towards them so go fuck yourself if that bothers you.

"That's antisemitic!"

Eat shit. You're all anti-Norse.

Case in point: It's Yule not Christmas. A pagan holiday that celebrates the winter solstice was appropriated by morons who worship a lying rabbi calling himself God. Y'all can suffer for all I care.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Jesse Bass

Your faggot ass is in serious trouble, Jesse. Even more so when my side gets a hold of you.

This Cunt

It's interesting how you cowardly, hypocritical sacks of shit never want to suffer for your crimes, yet y'all had no problem whatsoever framing me & punishing me for your lies about me. Eat shit & die painfully, Tina Peters.

The Cock Gobbler

Donny, the punk ass bitch boi...

Had a very orange nose...

And if you ever heard him...

You would even say it grows...

The Cock Gobbler

It's starting to look like herpes are more popular amongst the American public than you, Donny boi.

Happy Yule

I'll tell you what & who we Norse pagans don't celebrate & worship this time of year. Jesus and the false narrative of his birth.

MAGA Going Downhill, Bigly

It looks like the AI someone used can’t tell the difference between Pam & Karolyin, yet realizes what a blood sucking parasite Steven Miller is.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Alan Morton Dershowitz

Kike, you are in such serious trouble that it would make you shit in terror, every shekel you've horded, your entire worthless life, if you knew. You're gonna be so much goddamn fun to torture in the afterlife, Alan.

Asking For Help

I ask that Chelsea & Iris be protected at all times from physical harm. Thank you.

One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other

Pouty lips

Pig asshole mouth

YUGE difference.

Saying someone has 'MAGA beauty' is like saying someone has stupid wisdom.

The Cock Gobbler

Being the most despised cocƙsucƙer to ever exist is exhausting. Sleepy Don is more tired than a Mexican needing a siesta.