A Faggot And His Beard

You & Iggy Pop look happy together, Michael.

This Cocƙsucƙer

The greasy SoW looks like he's trying to figure out how to convince Vance & Vought into a ménage à trois.

Secretary Of War = SOW

A sow is a female pig, cocƙsucƙer.

Sleepy Don

Hey, now. Y'all would be tired too if you sucked as much cock as this shithead does daily.

A Message For MAGAts

You stupid, disrespectful, arrogant, cocƙsucƙing sacks of shit have a serious beatdown headed your way; the likes of which no one has ever seen before. Bigly.

An Idea For "The Libs"

Start using Trump's name & trademark on things that he'd hate, like porno movies of dudes fist fucking each other.

Donny The Retard

That cocƙsucƙing sack of shit is stupider and less charismatic than Forest Gump.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Timothy Shane

My side of evil doers shall make certain something real bad happens to you, Timmy boi.

The Cock Gobbler

Listen to the cocƙsucƙer, bois. He'll always steer ya wrong.

This Cunt

Natural lighting is not your friend, Habba dabba do.

This Cunt

The MAGAt pig asshole mouth. A modern staple of the Republican party.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf's Health

Die in agony, you cocƙsucƙing sack of shit.

Pam Bondi Is A Traitor To Women

That rancide cunt cannot suffer enough.

The Truth

In the United States crimes "pays" because parasitical oligarchs sure as shit don’t want to.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon White Supremacists

There you go, you stupid pieces of shit. This is what you get for aligning with that moneygrubbing, cocƙsucƙing, faggot assed, traitorous sack of shit. Trump doesn't give one iota of a shit about the white race. He only cares about making money off of the suffering of others and not being punished for his numerous crimes.

The Cock Gobbler

What a stupid looking sack of shit.

The Cock Gobbler

That stupid hat makes him look even more retarded.

A Queer Decision

I agree, y'all. Nehls is a goddamn pillow bitin bitch boi.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Troy Edwin Nehls

Your "beautiful bride and your girls" are in as deep as shit as you are, faggot.

A Misogynistic Cocƙsucƙer

I hate this cocƙsucƙing sack of shit.

The Cock Gobbler

I have one word for you, you illiterate sack of shit. Paragraphs

The Cock Gobbler

Melania: "Si gnusen kurac."

Donny The Retard

Look at that stupid cocƙsucƙer's eyes and tell me he's not retarded without lying or gaslighting.

The Cock Gobbler

This dishonest cocƙsucƙer has had more dicks in his mouth than Brandon St. Randy.

The Truth

Saying that someone has more money than God isn't the flex you pieces of shit think it is. A bus boi working part-time making minimum wage has more money than I do. I hate money.

Like Pappy, Like Turd

Two YUGE cocƙsucƙing losers.

The Cock Gobbler

Seriously, I've lost count of how many pictures I see of this cocƙsucƙer with his dick licker hanging open.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Whenever I think of what a loser Donald Trump is I have to remind myself he has a faggot turd named after himself who's an even bigger loser than his pappy.

The Truth

On a Friday night, I'm sitting in my living room, playing Animal Crossing stone cold sober, alone.

File that under, "Things you lying shitheads never accused me of doing."

This Cocƙsucƙer

Covering them pearly whites with his lips like a good old boi.

This Cunt

Goddamn, Kristi. I'd call you a ghoul but I don’t want to insult ghouls.

American Stupidity

Way to go, Murica. It only took y'all a goddamn decade of nonstop coverage of this retarded shithead to start getting a whiff of a hint that he's a destructive cocƙsucƙer who is ruining the country rather than rebuilding it.

The Cock Gobbler

That is one yucky neckgina.

The Cock Gobbler Jr.

Standing in front of a big, black phallic object with his mouth agape just like his faggot pappy.

The Cock Gobbler

He must have gotten the memo that God thinks his hair looks like flaming shit.

The Cock Gobbler

That cocƙsucƙer's shitty combover makes me hate his stupid faggot guts so much more.

The Cock Gobbler

Open mouth. Insert big black cock.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Shut your goddamn dick licker or Bubba will shove something in it, Benny boi.

The Cock Gobbler

Goddamn, Donny. You are one gross & ugly, stupid looking cocƙsucƙer.

The Cock Gobbler

Crappy Thanksgiving, MAGAts.

This Cocƙsucƙer

I didn’t think it was possible for old Rafael, the worthless parasite, to look any shittier than he already does, but here we are.

Sleepy Don

How dare you cretins at the Jew York Times criticize the Petulant Pooper about his nap time! Only Donny boi gets to do that to Joe Biden!

Queer Eye For The Nation Guy

Donny, you weren't elected National Redecorater for your faggy, awful fashion sense. You were elected, supposedly, to lower the cost of living for everyone in America,  you stupid, worthless, sack of shit.

False Flag

The cocƙsucƙer is conveniently thousands of miles away from danger when this happens and it gives the oligarch media something to beat the American public over with over an extended weekend?

That dishonest sack of shit faked his own assassination attempt. He'd have no problem sacrificing a couple of weekend warriors to distract everyone from the shit job he's doing as poutus.

Bullshit

Americans are stupid, bigoted, sacks of shit who loved being lied to on a daily basis; as was proven by swing voters electing this dishonest, cheating, cocƙsucƙer twice.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Kathryn Ann Stevens/Saizan/Ladewig

Mess with her mind worse than she did to me. Thank you.

The Cock Gobbler

I don’t know who that stupid cocƙsucƙer thinks he's fooling with that atrocious combover, because it sure as shit ain't me.

A Total Failure

Donald Trump will go down (pun intended) in history as the most disappointing cocƙsucƙer to ever exist. He underperforms more than his crappy "businesses."

Two Grifting Shitheads

The fact that one of these idiots is the head of the FBI and the other is president is such a goddamn unfunny joke that I don't even know where to start.