Big Mike

Goddamn, Michael. You are looking rougher than hammered dog shit these days.

Hypothetical Conversation

MAGAts: Why didn't Biden release the Epstein files when he was president?

Me: You disingenuous, pieces of shit wouldn't have believed anything in those files if he did, so cut the crap. You support a dishonest, cocƙsucƙing, career criminal, manbaby; and y'all know it.

The Truth

How do I know that the United States is a shittier nation state than ancient Rome?

I wasn’t born in ancient Rome.

A Curse Of Shame Upon United States Citizens

This curse attacks all US citizens with the exception of me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste) and my mother. You pieces of shit shall be branded for eternity and carry the burden of guilt you cowards have tried to escape for your wrong doings.

Statement Of Fact

The vast majority of men are easily impressed with themselves.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Shaquille Rashaun O'Neal

The faster this stupid, faggot assed, nigger, sack of shit dies the "worse" the world shall be for its "loss."

MAGAts

I've seen better crap for sale at podunk flea markets in "fly over" country. I hate MAGAts.

The Cock Gobbler

I have never wanted to punch someone in their goddamn mouth as much as I do to this loud & obnoxious cocƙsucƙing sack of shit.

Cuck Jewmer

[Cuck's inner thoughts] That’s where my penis would have been if God had given me one.

Divine Declaration

I do not acknowledge Jewish scriptures as truthful nor righteous. I acknowledge Jewish scriptures as disgusting lies that they must all be punished for.

MAGAts

To: Democrats

Y'all deserve to die a painful death. I won’t feel sorry for any of you losing in 2026.

Bad News For Humanity

I have an infinite amount of supporters who follow my directions & honor my wishes, unlike you stupid, immoral, insubordinate pieces of shit who refuse to behave yourselves. I'm going to treat you reprobates worse than you treated me during my lifetime here. That's a goddamn promise & guarantee.

The Cock Gobbler

I hate this cocƙsucƙing sack of shit, and his goddamn pig asshole mouth, more than anyone. That's saying something.

To: The Republican Party

By all means, keep shooting yourselves in your nonexistent dicks by listening to that retarded, geriatric cocƙsucƙer you all fear more than trannies.

To: Kathryn Ann Stevens/Saizan/Ladewig

I fucked Kassi (multiple times, behind your back) without you ever knowing. I even stuck my dirty cock in your rancid pussy after fucking her ass without a condom. You're a cuck, Katie. Eat shit & die painfully.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Reprobates

You pieces of shit are all going to regret how angry & violent you've made me with your abuse. I have allies who are just as furious as me; and they know who you are & where you're hiding.

Donny Downer

A biglier sack of shit than him does not exist.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon MAGAt Oligarchs

You pieces of shit better throw that cocƙsucƙing criminal to the wolves because your heads are gonna be skewered on pikes.

To: MAGAts

You stupid, bigoted, pieces of shit are an insult to whites everywhere.

The Truth

MAGAts love Donald Trump because he epitomizes what they are; stupid, lazy, arrogant, moneygrubbing, bigoted, sacks of shit.

The Truth

Words cannot express just how much I hate masculinity.

Donald Trump Is A Stupid Cocƙsucƙer

One look at that goddamn disaster he calls a hairdo is evidence enough.

So Much Butthurt

Bigly YUGE!

Donald Trump Is A Cocƙsucƙer

I hate this hypocritical sack of shit so goddamn much.

Go Fuck Yourself, Donald Trump

With a splintered baseball bat. No lube.

I Hate This Cocƙsucƙer

I hate his pig asshole mouth even more than his retarded, faggy combover.

To: Blaire White

You're a MAGAt faggot tranny and you sure as shit ain't my favorite. Go suck on Donald Trump's gross, old, orange, geriatric, shit covered, fat & bigly butt, ladyboi.

The Truth About Donald Trump

To: The Illuminati

I'm going to make you pieces of shit regret the "privileges" you've abused. You're all going to regret the suffering I've endured even more. That’s a promise and a guarantee.

The Truth

John Roberts should spend the rest of his life in San Quentin prison for enabling that cocƙsucƙing criminal pretending he's potus.

Donald Trump Is A Cocƙsucƙer

Criticizing your fat, orange, faggot ass isn’t illegal, you butthurt sack of shit.

To: MAGAts

You hypocritical sacks of shit slurp up Donny boi's deuce juice so goddamn much that it looks like y'all have a permanent chocolate milk mustache.

The Truth

There's one thing that I owe all you piece of shit reprobates. It's called "payback" for what you've done to me.

Sounds Faggy To Me

Like real faggy.

Q+ = Bigly Queer

Every one of you Q-tard MAGAts is a cocƙsucƙing reprobate.

Donald Trump Is A Butthurt Faggot

His neckgina is disgusting, too.

The Truth

You pieces of shit referred to life as a "dream."

You're going to hate how I wake y'all up from this false reality.

Man Up

You were molested as a child?
Man up. No one wants to hear about it.

You grew up in an abusive environment?
Man up. So have others.

You were bullied almost all your life?
Man up. That builds character.

You had your heart broken by a woman?
Man up. You aren’t the first.

You were gang raped?
Man up. Women have had it worse.

You hate hypocrites?
Man up. They could not care less.

You haven’t been treated fairly?
Man up. Life isn’t fair.

You can’t afford to live?
Man up. That’s your problem.

You aren’t happy with your life?
Man up. You aren’t special.

You want to die?
Man up. Nobody cares if you do.

You don’t like the way things are here?
Man up. People aren’t going to change on your behalf.

What are you going to do about it, boy?
Man up.

Pete Hegseth Is A Faggot

The "Secretary of War" is such a closeted cocƙsucƙer that he's waging a war on beards in the military to show the world how "totally not gay" he is.

The Truth

At this point in time, I don’t care if GayD or that little faggot Mike Johnson would be a worse potus than that copper faced cocƙsucƙer. In fact, I'd bet money on it that they would be. I just want diaper shitting criminal to die in excruciating pain and have it recorded on camera. Is that so much to ask?

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf

I'll reward whatever entity makes this cocƙsucƙing sack of shit die an excruciating death from "natural causes" during my mortal lifetime in Midgard. I'll give an additional reward if you make him die from a massive heart attack while he's running his dick licker on camera so I can see it happen. The more pain he feels the better the reward from me. Make it happen.

A Faggot Like His Cocƙsucƙing Pappy

The turd doesn't fall far from the butt.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf

May those traitorous parasites swarming around you cause irreparable harm to you, Donald.

The Truth

Christians have proven with the Heritage Foundation & Donald Trump that they (Christians) have to lie, cheat & steal in order to attempt to force their false narratives on the world. The truth shall not be kind to Christianity or its followers when the day of punishment arrives.

Democratic Weakness

I don't see strength when I look at either of these disingenuous cocƙsucƙers. I see AIPAC parasites trying not to lose their sponsorship.

The Truth

Rosie O'Donnell is more of a man than Donald Trump could ever dream of being.

Too Funny

I laughed so goddamn hard at this 🤣 

This Cocƙsucƙer

Congratulations, Donald. You projecting piece of shit. I now hate you more than that lying kike, Jesus of Nazareth. That's quite the accomplishment.

Donald Trump Is A Moronic Cocƙsucƙer

How anyone takes this stupid sack of shit seriously astounds me. He's an obscene absurdity.

To: MAGAts

For being such an "alpha male," wasting 350 million dollars for a ballroom vanity project is really faggy. Just sayin.

James Woods Sucks Cock

Title

MAGAt Americans Are Cowards

For real. You shit talking reprobates are the weakest, most pathetic, hypocritical, chicken shit traitors to ever exist.

Donald Trump Is A Loser

Seriously, Donald, you are the most pathetic sack of shit that I have ever had the displeasure of observing.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Emphasis on "fairy" because he's a cocƙsucƙing faggot.

Faggot Cowardice

Those masks and sunglasses won't protect you cocƙsucƙing pieces of shit where your going.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf's Health

Make this gross, old piece of shit suffer. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The Cock Gobbler

I hate this cocƙsucƙer's pig asshole mouth so goddamn much I can't put it into proper words.

I Love This Woman

For real. Calling that gross geriatric cocƙsucƙer an "old white nepo baby" is a chef kiss worthy insult. 💋🤌🏻

These Cocƙsucƙers

They can't look at each other because they know what disgusting faggots they both are.

The Cock Gobbler

What a sickly, stupid sack of shit he is.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Words cannot express just how much I hate this lying, moneygrubbing, criminal sack of shit.

Two Gross Old Fags

I hate those two cowardly pieces of shit so goddamn much.

This Cunt

I'm gonna have so much fun breaking your fake & ugly face in the afterlife, you rancid lying cunt.

An Agonizing And Infuriating Curse Upon MAGAt Americans

You pieces of shit need to suffer the consequences of your actions and without the ability to blame Democrats for your problems.

Q & A

Q: What’s the difference between a MAGAt and a maggot?

A: I don’t hate fly larva for what they are.

Dan Bongino Is A Cuck

Take your "Queens mouth" and suck on your master's fat, old geriatric ass, Bongina.