Trash VS Treasure

Grifting MAGAts

Honoring me

These Cunts

Goodamn, y'all are gross.

Cool Politicians

Any woman who stands up to the MAGAt faggot "army" is cooler than ice as far as I'm concerned.

This Cocƙsucƙer

You know who's less cool than Donald Trump?

Mike Johnson & any MAGAt who cries about the brozed bloviator getting impeached.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Way to go, Scott. I'm certain that cocƙsucƙing coward bigly appreciates you manning the Trumptanic as it sinks to levels never seen before.

Joe Biden Is Cooler Than Donald Trump

Not like that takes much. Deal with it, MAGAts.

The Truth

Donald Trump & MAGAts are as cool as stale lukewarm piss.

The Truth

The false "god" that Christians, Muslims and Jews "worship" & revere is based on fear, lies, envy & stupidity.

I, Lucifer Aren Caeleste, am based on truth, honor, duty & justice.

This Cocƙsucƙer

You're going to regret using those words to describe me, GayD.

A Yuletide Blessing Upon Chelsea And Iris

I ask that Chelsea & Iris be provided the best security & financial support there is. I also ask that neither of them suffer from malignant entities. I ask that harmful energy be directed away from Chelsea & Iris, and placed upon deserved reprobate(s).

I also ask that they have a wonderful holiday together. Thank you.

A Birthday Blessing Upon My Mother

I ask that my mother’s life be made easier by diminishing her hardships. Thank you.

The Cock Gobbler

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Jennifer Joanna Aniston

That dream I had does not bode well for you, Jen. Divine Femininity knows how to deal with traitors.

To: MAGAts

You know what type of people y'all are? You're the uncool losers who join a fad at its end before it dies. You know, the exact type of retards that cool people do their best to avoid at all costs.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Vladimir Putin is a goddamn liar and everyone knows it. You ain't fooling anyone, KGB boi. The only thing killing your faggot army faster than aids in the 1980s is you, "President" Poopin.

MAGAts

MAGAts are those unpopular shitheads who think the funniest thing in the world is to irritate other people with their loud & obnoxious idiocy. I have a news for you dipshits. That doesn’t make you cool. I makes you a lame witless dick bag that people don't want to be seen with or be around. MAGA 💯

This Cocƙsucƙer

No, it isn’t his house, you disingenuous cocƙsucƙing sack of shit. It belongs to US taxpayers not him, especially since he doesn't pay any goddamn taxes. Kill yourself, Jesse. You're a worthless sack of shit and won't be missed by anyone.

Bubba And The Cock Gobbler

Ufdah...

The Truth

MAGA represents the worst that Americans have to offer in every category.

Cocƙsucƙer "Transparency"

Showing Gratitude

I appreciate all the help & assistance that malicious entities provide me with my curses. Thank you 💯

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Human Hierarchies

This curse attacks the most "powerful" (influential) humans across all societies and works its way to the "weakest" (least influential). This curse does not target Lucifer Aren Caeleste or anyone whom I deem is an exception. The more money and/or influence these reprobates have the more I want malicious entities to cause said person(s) harm in all forms.

The Truth

Men, y'all are pathetic faggot cucks. For real.

Pot Meet Kettle

You goddamn MAGAts wouldn't know the truth even if that cocƙsucƙing felon you worship named his shitty social media site after it.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Look out, Syria. Mr. "Tough Guy" General Bone Spurs the 5 time draft dodger, is running his dick licker, again, and threatening to have other people do his dirty work for him. I can’t tell you how much I want to punch that goddamn cocƙsucƙer in his bloviating pig asshole mouth. Donald Trump is a weak & pathetic, limp wristed, faggot assed, chicken shit coward who has never been in a real fight his entire worthless life.

The Truth About Jews

You kikes are going to suffer. That’s a promise.

The Cock Gobbler

Donald John Trump is, by far, the most insecure & pathetic sack of rancid pig shit to ever exist.

The Truth

I have zero confidence in any of you parasitical pieces of shit squatting in Washington DC holding that cocƙsucƙing felon and his cabinet of criminals accountable. You all talk a big game but always fail when morality & truth are involved. I'll make exceptions for AOC & Jasmine.

Let Me Guess

Would it be his actual tax record? No? Of course not.

The Cock Gobbler

Here's a stupid idea for ya, Donny. You're gonna love it. Change the name of the USA to Trumptardia and call it a goddamn day, you worthless sack of pig shit.

A Gold Digging Tranny And Her Cuck

Donald Trump Jr. might be the most pathetic example of a man in all existence, and I've met some doozies.

The Cock Gobbler

A more tone deaf, buffoonish, arrogant, obnoxious, moneygrubbing, disrespectful, idiotic, cocƙsucƙing, criminal sack of shit, reprobate with an even shittier hairdo does not exist.

This Cunt

Goddamn, Karolyin. You are one ugly Christian skank.

To: MAGAts

That's who's on your side, MAGA.

That's who's on mine.

The Truth

I'm glad that you MAGAt morons hitched your crappy trailers to that disingenuous, cocƙsucƙing felon whom you all love so much. It means that you aren't trying to align yourselves with me.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The Russian Economy

Hit that shit eating queer Putin & his allies where it hurts them the most, their finances. And have fun making them miserable.

The Truth

This simulation is a false reality intended to show me how you reprobates would behave without my rulership. Think of it like that crappy "Undercover Boss" reality TV show. A major difference being that real life is more serious than a heart attack. Needless to say, I'm not happy with what I've seen, heard or experienced during my lifetime here; and I'm going to make goddamn certain that you miserable sacks of pig excrement suffer an eternity of pain for infuriating me with your unacceptable crimes.

Shat-ter

Shupe, shupe, shupe...Shat-ter...Shat-ter...

MAGAt LARPing

I don’t know whether I should feel flattered or insulted. It's a bit of both.

This Shit Eating Parasite

You're looking rather orange there, Mikey.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf

I wish you would die too, cocƙsucƙer. Painfully, might I add.

MAGAts

Goddamn, you reprobates are faggier than a circle jerk in the Castro District.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf

You need more stressors in your life, cocƙsucƙer. Evil is going to make certain that happens.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The Republican Party

Get ready to experience more exhaustion, you traitorous sacks of shit. You're all going to suffer inexplicable pain for enabling that cocƙsucƙing felon.

The Truth

I can be chaotic good, evil or neutral depending on my mood. The same applies to order.

The Truth

I didn’t run away from the undeserved punishment you pieces of shit inflicted upon me. I faced it like a real man. You reprobates are going to suffer your deserved punishment for your crimes. There is no escape. You cowards will learn that lesson the hard way.

The Truth

Humanity, particularly men, have made me the hateful monster that I am today. There is no going back. Inexplicable pain is what awaits you reprobates for your innumerable crimes.

Donny The Retard

What a miserable sack of shit he is.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Kashyap Pramod Patel

I'm sure there are some nefarious & mischievous entities out there who would have no problem setting up a few more rakes for your wonky eyed, stupid ass to step on, street shitter.

Cocƙsucƙing Fraudsters

I can’t tell you how much I want to bash that lying faggot LaCivita's face into a bloody pulp.

The Cock Gobbler

I bet I can guess what the cocƙsucƙer is going to blabber about (ad nauseum) in his crappy address.

1. How great he is (lies)

2. How great of a job he's doing (lies)

3. How great his staff is (lies)

4. How great America is with him as POUTUS (lies)

5. How crappy Joe Biden was (mostly lies)

6. How great the economy is doing (lies)

7. How unfair life is to him (lies)

8. How much better everything is with him as POUTUS (lies)

9. How hard he's working (lies)

10. The "liberal media" (lies)

11. Venezuela threatening US sovereignty (lies)

The Cock Gobbler

There he is, in all his non-glory, running that gaping pig asshole dick licker of his; shitty combover and all. He's also a despicable liar.

Feminine Superiority

That's interesting. I don’t see MAGAt faggots being chosen by the US military to represent strength & excellence.

Fags Of A Feather

They were "playbois" alright.

The Truth About Donald Trump

Donald Trump should be thrown in prison for the destruction of US federal government property. End of discussion, you hypocritical sacks of shit.

The Truth About Donald Trump

Donald Trump won't shut up about getting a Nobel Peace Prize because he doesn't deserve one and he knows it. That's why he wants one.

Trump = Shit

This cocƙsucƙer's surname will always be synonymous with shit.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Looks to me like we're getting more "government" by making disingenuous cocƙsucƙers like you even more money than before, Joey boi.

The MAGA Pig Asshole Mouth

The hallmark of the MAGAt upperclass.

Greed And Stupidity On Display

Those coins aren't even worth the resources it costs to make them, hence why they're no longer being minted. So, naturally, some dipshit with too much money pays millions of dollars for one of them. I hate humans so goddamn much.