Bullshit

Americans are stupid, bigoted, sacks of shit who loved being lied to on a daily basis; as was proven by swing voters electing this dishonest, cheating, cocƙsucƙer twice.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Kathryn Ann Stevens/Saizan/Ladewig

Mess with her mind worse than she did to me. Thank you.

The Cock Gobbler

I don’t know who that stupid cocƙsucƙer thinks he's fooling with that atrocious combover, because it sure as shit ain't me.

A Total Failure

Donald Trump will go down (pun intended) in history as the most disappointing cocƙsucƙer to ever exist. He underperforms more than his crappy "businesses."

Two Grifting Shitheads

The fact that one of these idiots is the head of the FBI and the other is president is such a goddamn unfunny joke that I don't even know where to start.

The Cock Gobbler

I'm not talking about the literal turkey in the picture. I'm talking about that foul piece of shit who's mouth is always open & ready for something phallic to slide down his neckgina Deep Throat style.

This Cunt

Goddamn, Laura. You are one atrocious looking sack of shit.

MAGA

This Cocƙsucƙer

Maybe reality should punch you in your faggot face, Scott.

Sedition And Treason

What was that shit you were spewing a few months ago, Twitler...?

Choke on a bag of dicks, Donny. Then drop dead.

This Cocƙsucƙer

I didn’t think it was possible for someone to out pathetic the copper faced cocƙsucƙer then Elon's fragile ego stepped up to the plate.

The Truth

I couldn’t name 5 Kanye West songs from the top of my head if I tried, and I just did. That's how unimportant that narcissistic nigger is in the Illuminati hierarchy.

Eat Shit, MAGA

The day that cocƙsucƙer is held accountable for his numerous crimes is the day you pieces of shit can target democrats for theirs.

This Cocƙsucƙer

I have never wanted to beat someone to death as much as I do to this cocƙsucƙer. That's saying something because I'd like to kill 99.99% of humanity (maybe a little less than that depending on certain women). The point is, I hate that dishonest smarmy cocƙsucƙer more than anyone.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Clay Higgins looks like a faggier version of Right Said Fred.

Donny The Retarded Swhine

The Truth

Femininity doesn't need masculinity, but I'm glad they'll make an exception for me.

To: MAGAts

You faggot sacks of shit won't think you're so tough when your cocƙsucƙing messiah dies and leaves you alone to defend yourselves from everyone you've pissed off.

One Sowwee Cocƙsucƙer

And to think that look is a small improvement...

I Hate Men

They aren’t your women, cocƙsucƙer.

To: Donald John Trump

Trying to delay the inevitable isn’t going to save your cocƙsucƙing, faggot ass from the torment that's headed your way. It's only going to make it that much worse, you stupid sack of rancid pig shit.

Donald Drumpf The Dickless

A more pathetic cocƙsucƙer does not exist.

Andrew Tate Is A Cocƙsucƙing Faggot

You, and your faggot assed brother, are gonna be so much goddamn fun to rape & torture after my ascension.

The Truth

I, Lucifer Aren Caeleste, am chaotic evil. What should terrify you stupid pieces of shit is that I've been keeping that aspect of me suppressed during humanity's existence. Things are going to change drastically real soon.

The Truth

Words cannot describe the disturbing dream I just awoke from. You reprobates have no idea just how serious your predicament is. You'd be screaming in terror louder than y'all were in my "nightmare" if you did.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Alexis Wilkins

When you're the beard of a wonky eyed, street shitting, MAGAt you're gonna get covered in crap, Alexis. If that is your real name, shiksa.

This Cunt

For the record, a "honey pot" is a jar of bee vomit.

This Cocƙsucƙer

You would know, cocƙsucƙer. You were a Democrat when you were butt buddies with him.

The Truth

Laura Loomer licks Donald Drumpf's asshole because he's a disgusting, bigoted sack of shit like her. She's also a traitorous shiksa.

The Cock Gobbler

For being such a small "man" there is so much to hate about this cocƙsucƙing sack of shit.

Donny The Retard

How do none of you dipshits realize this cocƙsucƙer is retarded?

Never mind. I answered my own question.

Megyn Kelly Is A Man

Bitch looks like Kevin Sorbo in drag.

MAGAts

I hate MAGAts.

This Cunt

Goddamn, Karolyin, what is going on with that abomination you call a face?

This Cunt

Hobert, I am going to enjoy breaking your ugly face so goddamn much, you rancid skank.

Big Mike

Goddamn, Michael. You are looking rougher than hammered dog shit these days.

Hypothetical Conversation

MAGAts: Why didn't Biden release the Epstein files when he was president?

Me: You disingenuous, pieces of shit wouldn't have believed anything in those files if he did, so cut the crap. You support a dishonest, cocƙsucƙing, career criminal, manbaby; and y'all know it.

The Truth

How do I know that the United States is a shittier nation state than ancient Rome?

I wasn’t born in ancient Rome.

A Curse Of Shame Upon United States Citizens

This curse attacks all US citizens with the exception of me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste) and my mother. You pieces of shit shall be branded for eternity and carry the burden of guilt you cowards have tried to escape for your wrong doings.

Statement Of Fact

The vast majority of men are easily impressed with themselves.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Shaquille Rashaun O'Neal

The faster this stupid, faggot assed, nigger, sack of shit dies the "worse" the world shall be for its "loss."

MAGAts

I've seen better crap for sale at podunk flea markets in "fly over" country. I hate MAGAts.

The Cock Gobbler

I have never wanted to punch someone in their goddamn mouth as much as I do to this loud & obnoxious cocƙsucƙing sack of shit.

Cuck Jewmer

[Cuck's inner thoughts] That’s where my penis would have been if God had given me one.

Divine Declaration

I do not acknowledge Jewish scriptures as truthful nor righteous. I acknowledge Jewish scriptures as disgusting lies that they must all be punished for.

MAGAts

To: Democrats

Y'all deserve to die a painful death. I won’t feel sorry for any of you losing in 2026.

Bad News For Humanity

I have an infinite amount of supporters who follow my directions & honor my wishes, unlike you stupid, immoral, insubordinate pieces of shit who refuse to behave yourselves. I'm going to treat you reprobates worse than you treated me during my lifetime here. That's a goddamn promise & guarantee.

The Cock Gobbler

I hate this cocƙsucƙing sack of shit, and his goddamn pig asshole mouth, more than anyone. That's saying something.

To: The Republican Party

By all means, keep shooting yourselves in your nonexistent dicks by listening to that retarded, geriatric cocƙsucƙer you all fear more than trannies.

To: Kathryn Ann Stevens/Saizan/Ladewig

I fucked Kassi (multiple times, behind your back) without you ever knowing. I even stuck my dirty cock in your rancid pussy after fucking her ass without a condom. You're a cuck, Katie. Eat shit & die painfully.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Reprobates

You pieces of shit are all going to regret how angry & violent you've made me with your abuse. I have allies who are just as furious as me; and they know who you are & where you're hiding.

Donny Downer

A biglier sack of shit than him does not exist.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon MAGAt Oligarchs

You pieces of shit better throw that cocƙsucƙing criminal to the wolves because your heads are gonna be skewered on pikes.

To: MAGAts

You stupid, bigoted, pieces of shit are an insult to whites everywhere.

The Truth

MAGAts love Donald Trump because he epitomizes what they are; stupid, lazy, arrogant, moneygrubbing, bigoted, sacks of shit.

The Truth

Words cannot express just how much I hate masculinity.

Donald Trump Is A Stupid Cocƙsucƙer

One look at that goddamn disaster he calls a hairdo is evidence enough.

So Much Butthurt

Bigly YUGE!

Donald Trump Is A Cocƙsucƙer

I hate this hypocritical sack of shit so goddamn much.

Go Fuck Yourself, Donald Trump

With a splintered baseball bat. No lube.

I Hate This Cocƙsucƙer

I hate his pig asshole mouth even more than his retarded, faggy combover.

To: Blaire White

You're a MAGAt faggot tranny and you sure as shit ain't my favorite. Go suck on Donald Trump's gross, old, orange, geriatric, shit covered, fat & bigly butt, ladyboi.

The Truth About Donald Trump