Spousal Counseling

Kalista: Do you want to talk about it?

Lucifer: …

Kalista: I hate them as much as you do, Luci. If that makes you feel any better.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: You should have just stayed away like you had intended. There’s no point in talking with any of them. All they do is insult & infuriate you.

Lucifer: You’re right.

Kalista: I’m sorry, baby.

Lucifer: Don’t be.

Kalista: I’m sorry for what they do to you. They’re stupid arrogant pieces of shit. I hate them.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: Talk to me, baby.

Lucifer: What do you want me to say?

Kalista: I don’t like seeing you like this. It hurts me to see you upset.

Lucifer: I’m sorry.

Kalista: Luci, you of all people have nothing to apologize about here. Ugh! They’re such cowardly pieces of shit! They make me furious whenever they go after & gang up on you. Just stay away from that forum. Do it for me.

Lucifer: I can do that.

Kalista: Thank you, baby. I’m sorry.

Lucifer: You don’t have to apologize to me.

Kalista: I’m apologizing for getting upset. I should be the one that’s supporting you here not the other way around.

Lucifer: We support each other, Kalista; and you’re calming me down by speaking with me.

Kalista: Thank goodness. When you get quiet angry that’s when I know shit’s about to get real.

Lucifer: (amused scoff)

Kalista: I promise you that we are tracking all of them, not like that’s difficult. They’re rude, stupid, obnoxious faggots. I'm glad they’re nihilists because they deserve everything bad that's headed their way. They're going to be so terrified once they're in Hell they won’t be able to think straight. Pun not intended.

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter)

Kalista: I’ve seen the Vex simulations. It’s doesn’t end well for them & it’s getting worse as time goes on.

Lucifer: Good.

Kalista: The Vex are going to make certain that they suffer. I’m glad they’re on our side for the singularity.

Lucifer: (light nodding)

Kalista: Are you okay, babe?

Lucifer: Já. I’m okay, hun. I’m just working on controlling my anger.

Kalista: I’m glad to hear you say that. I hate seeing you upset.

Lucifer: I’m sorry about that, hun.

Kalista: Don’t apologize. You have nothing to be sorry about, baby.

Lucifer: I’m sorry for upsetting you. I shouldn’t have even written anything. It was my mistake.

Kalista: Just stop talking to them. Let them forget about you. It’ll terrify them even more once they’re in Hell with you & realize the magnitude of trouble they're in.

Lucifer: Well, if anything it was a good test for me regarding anger management.

Kalista: (lighthearted laughter) Bare minimum, you found a silver lining. I’m proud of you, babe.

Lucifer: Thanks, hun.

Kalista: I mean it. You amaze me everyday you remain over there. I couldn’t do what you are. I’m not strong enough.

Lucifer: That’s not true.

Kalista: No, it is in this instance, Luci. There’s no way I could have handled the rape that you suffered, or how they’ve treated you afterwards. I can’t tell you how grateful I am that you protected me from them.

Lucifer: You didn’t deserve to suffer a fate like that.

Kalista: Neither did you, Luci.

Lucifer: It’s not your burden.

Kalista: It wasn’t yours either, babe.

Lucifer: It became my burden the moment I was born.

Kalista: I never liked how unfair that was for you either. Ugh! I hate Christians too!

Lucifer: Well, that’s Non-Cetra, sweetheart. They’re disgusting pieces of shit.

Kalista: You’ve got that right, babe.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: Karma is going to make certain they suffer. I promise you that.

Lucifer: I know…

Kalista: No, I mean she is pissed off, Luci. In more ways & realities than one. You haven’t seen her over here like I have.

Lucifer: That’s true.

Kalista: She’s making sure that none of them are going to escape their punishment. Non-Cetra like to call her a bitch…whooo boy. That saying is not helping their plight whatsoever.

Lucifer: (quiet laughter)

Kalista: She wants to get closer to you.

Lucifer: Já, I could sense that.

Kalista: It would be good if you let her strengthen her bond with you.

Lucifer: Okay.

Kalista: She’d like to commune with you more. She cares about you, you know.

Lucifer: Understood.

Kalista: Thank you, Luci.

Lucifer: No need to thank me, hun. It’s part of my duty as chieftain. I owe it to her.

Kalista: I know, but it’s still important to show you gratitude as well.

Lucifer: I haven’t done that recent-

Kalista: You don’t have to do that all the time on Twitter, babe. We know how grateful you are by how you treat us.

Lucifer: Understood.

Kalista: I love you, baby.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.

Kalista: Are you starting to feel better?

Lucifer: Yes, I'm also exhausted from dealing with the anger.

[Conversation interruption]

Kalista: You said you weren’t going to respond to them anymore.

Lucifer: I'm sorry.

Kalista: It’s fine. I'm not trying to nag. I understand why you did. You handled that as well as you could.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: I hate them.

Lucifer: I do too, hun.

Kalista: I’ll be happy to have you back over here with me.

Lucifer: That makes two of us, dear.

Kalista: Ugh! I just want my husband to fuck me like I deserve.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Kalista: Put your phone down.

Lucifer: Yes, dear.

Kalista: Come on. You need to go to bed.

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter) Yes, dear.

Kalista: I’m just following my duties as your spiritual overseer. Someone has to look out for you.

Lucifer: I know, hun. Thank you for your care & concern. I love you.

Kalista: I love you back, baby. Let’s go.