Pete Hegseth Is A Cocƙsucƙer

Open mouth. Insert cock.

An Explanation

You want an explanation from God? Here you go, Lilliane.

Americans are all selfish pieces of shit who blame everyone else for the problems they cause. Blanket statement.

You don't think you're a piece of shit? I disagree.

I was brutalized, gang raped, almost murdered and framed as the criminal in a blue state (with a Democrat governor), in a blue county, by the local bois in blue.

None of you gave a single iota of a shit about what was done to me because I'm a straight, white male.

Makes no difference to any of you woke, leftist, hypocrites that I'm vegan and abstain from sexual activities for righteous reasons.

Makes no difference to you immoral filth that I'm a spiritualist & empath who has tried to help others less fortunate than me whenever I could.

Makes no difference to you selfish pieces of shit that I sacrificed my own potential happiness (getting married & starting a family) because my senior citizen mother didn’t have anyone else whom she could rely on in her life.

Makes no difference to you virtue signaling crybabies that I hate money more than I hate Donald Trump, and that I live like a modern-day penniless monk just trying to survive in a capitalist shit hole.

Makes no difference to you goddamn reprobates that I'm better than Jesus in every way including being humble when I'm out amongst the public.

Makes no difference to you despicable ingrates that I tried to help Kamala win the last election while you all stood around not doing a goddamn thing other than feed on my energy like the worthless parasites you all are.

Consider that copper faced cocƙsucƙer the beginning of your punishment for the numerous crimes that Americans have committed against me my entire lifetime on Earth.

Y'all can can choke on shit & die painfully for all I care.

Donny The Retard

When are y'all gonna start calling this stupid sack of shit what he really is? Retarded.

A Malignant Curse Upon Newton Leroy Gingrich

You're gonna be so much fun to rape & torture in the afterlife, you piece of shit pig.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Masculinity

I'm going to make you faggot sacks of shit regret disrespecting me. That includes all of you pretending/asserting that you're heterosexuals.

Putin Is Full Of Shit

How long has it been now, you shit eating queer? Going on 4 years to finish the military campaign you said would be over in less than a week?

A Rapist Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf

You're gonna get fucked real bad in more ways than one, you cocƙsucƙing piece of shit. And you sure as hell won't enjoy it when it happens to you.

Russia Can Choke On Shit

You weak, faggot assed cowards don't have a goddamn leg to stand on when it pertains to negotiations.

Hypothetical Conversation

MAGAt forumite: "Define what a woman is."

Lucifer Aren Caeleste: "Someone who won't have sex with you, faggot."

Note: I would say this for real but these hypocritical pieces of shit have gone overboard censoring others.

Enough Is Enough, Democrats

I'm not saying this because I don't support AOC. I'm saying this because I'm a realist. You delusional sacks of shit need to stop it with this first (non-white) woman president nonsense because rich men in the USA are not going to let that happen.

They proved how far they'd go to cheat a woman out of the presidency in 2016 and went even further to steal the election in 2024. If you dipshits ever want to remove Republicans from their positions then you need to promote "straight," white, male candidates like Newsom.

I don’t like Newsom for various reasons but he's one of the best options that Democrats have right now. He's white. He's rich. He has corporate connections. If you want to get rid of the MAGAt infestation in D.C. you virtue signaling idiots need to get your collective shit together and look at the US political system realistically.

Derrick Van Orden Is A Cocƙsucƙer

And not the good kind either.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Harleen Grewal

You're only saying it's a joke now because you know you're in seriously deep shit, cunt. Anything you MAGAts say can and will be used against you. That’s reciprocity for what you piece of shit have done to me. Time to make your life even more miserable, MAGAt.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon 4Chan

You cocƙsucƙing faggots need to get your shit pushed into your throats.

Two Crooked Cocƙsucƙers

A Curse Of Paranoia Upon MAGA

They're coming to get you, MAGA...

The difference is plot armor isn't going to save you pieces of shit from harm.

Steven Miller Is A Cocƙsucƙing Kike And Cuck

Also, 'Someone needs to kill Stephen Miller because he’s an imminent threat to Democracy', because it's true & I sure as hell can't be bothered to do everything for you lazy, worthless sacks of shit.

The Cock Gobbler

This cocƙsucƙer has zero self-awareness. Case in point: the shitty combover he calls a hairdo.

The Truth

Men don't improve existence. They make it shittier.

Human Swine

I hate pigs, especially this piece of shit.

This Cunt

Why don’t we start by putting two rounds in your ugly face, you rancid cunt?

Lindsey Halligan Is A Man

For real. What is up with that dude's face?

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon MAGA And The Republican Party

This curse targets Republicans who are protecting their rich oligarch butt buddies and that cocƙsucƙing criminal larping as POTUS. You pedophilic pieces of shit are going to suffer horrifically for your crimes against children. True evil is going to make certain of that.

The Slovenian Death Stare

Ufdah, she does not like that cocƙsucƙer at all.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon John Gillette

You know who should be hanged, cocƙsucƙer? John Gillette, for treason.

But it's okay. I have an infinite amount of evildoers on my side who would love to hurt your faggot ass, Johnny boi.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf

Anytime your smarmy faggot ass is happy about something means that something much worse to trigger your butthurt is not far behind. There are far more entities in existence that hate your faggot guts than like you, Donny boi.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Jack Michael Posobiec III

Holy water, rosaries & crucifixes won't save your Christian faggot ass from my wrath, Jackie boi. You're all going to suffer for the sins you've committed against the innocent.

To: MAGAts

All the things that you hate leftists for you disingenuous, hypocritical, pieces of shit are even more egregious offenders of.

The Bigliest Loser

For real. This cocƙsucƙing cheater is the most pathetic sack of shit that I have ever had the displeasure of observing.

When Your Moneygrubbing Faggot Beard Hates Your Guts

Hair Furor

Somebody get him two dicks to suck, pronto!

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem

Goddamn, Kristi, your skin is disgusting. Make this rancid skank look even worse than she does now.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Corey R. Lewandowski

You need to have your faggot face broken, cocƙsucƙer. Make this piece of shit regret his existence. Thank you.

The Cock Gobbler

He looks like he's trying to silently suggest his back door is open for Arnold Palmer to ransack.

MAGAts

The main difference between MAGAts & snowflakes is MAGAts aren't beautiful or unique. They're butthurt white trash Christians.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Corporations Cooperating With Donald Drumpf

Hurt these pieces of shit everywhere & anywhere, especially in their pocketbooks.

MAGAt Fraudsters

The only thing that's authentic about these pieces of shit is how fake they are about everything.

Cry About It, Cunt

He's killing people all over the world. He gets zero sympathy from me & my side. That's the most exercise that worthless tub of shit has ever gotten in his life, and I hope it was made even worse with that weak, gimpy right leg of his.

The Cock Gobbler

What a stupid looking sack of shit. It never ceases to astonish me how this lying sack of pig shit stuffed into a saggy bag of rotting old flesh presents himself to the entire world. If I had written this cocƙsucƙer as a villain for a James Bond movie Hollywood executives would have been insulted that I wasted their time. Yet here we are and this unapologetic criminal is causing irreparable harm across the globe.

The Cock Gobbler

If he hugged her any faggier he'd be Liberace.

Shut Up, Kike

Sit down & shut up, you goddamn bloviating zionist cuck.

Steven Miller Is A Cocƙsucƙing Kike

Miller: "I'll have an order of big black cock with an extra side of man goo yum yum sauce, Antonio."

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem And Corey R. Lewandowski

You two pieces of shit are goimg to suffer bigly.

Bigly Butthurt

The Cock Gobbler

Your entire family of criminals is going to suffer, cocƙsucƙer. Not that you care about that.

This Cunt

I'm going to have so much fun breaking her ugly face in the afterlife.